Die besten Sprüche und das beste Freitext-Tool. Falls ich mal einen Freitext brauche, nehme ich jetzt immer Clint Eastwood von Pickum Ipsum.

Warum? Darum!

This is my gun, clyde! are you feeling lucky punk dyin‘ ain’t much of a livin‘, boy. here. put that in your report!“ and „i may have found a way out of here. you see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig. you dig. well, do you have anything to say for yourself? this is the ak-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn’t have f**ked with? well, i’m that guy. what you have to ask yourself is, do i feel lucky. well do ya‘ punk? don’t p!ss down my back and tell me it’s raining. you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. man’s gotta know his limitations.

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